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Ted Nugent er mye rart.

Ted Nugent er mye rart. Våpengalning, Patriot, Jeger, Strålende gitarist og potensiell kandidat til det amerikanske senatet.

Jepp. Potensiell kandidat til det amerikanske senatet.

«That being said, I never committed to running for public office. Somebody asked me if I’d be willing to go back to Michigan and keep the ‘reliably blue state’ red, because that’s what I did for the Trump campaign in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. I know what I’m doing. I represent the working-hard-playing-hard Americans who dedicate and sacrifice to be in the asset column. So I told the interviewer that I’d be willing to do anything to get back to the constitution and rugged individualism and accountability. I’d do anything, including running for Senate in Michigan. And so they put out a press release [saying], ‘Nugent‘s running for the Senate.’ So I haven’t committed to it, but I will repeat to you, as I’ve said before, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do to make America great again, to make America safe and secure and America again. And nothing is off the table at this point.»

Oki, han er ikke akkurat på vei inn døra, men presidenten er en tidligere realitystjerne og hentesveislegende så man kan aldri vite.

Men dette fikk meg til å tenke på Teddy Nuggy som jeg kaller han. Han har sagt mye rart han. Her er ett lite utvalg av godbiter han har liret fra seg, Og jeg må innrømme…. Han er noe annet.

  • «Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest. «
  • «I’m not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy.»
  • Om Hillary Clinton: «You probably can’t use the term `toxic cunt’ in your magazine, but that’s what she is. Her very existence insults the spirit of individualism in this country. This bitch is nothing but a two-bit whore for Fidel Castro.»
  • «Obama, he’s a piece of shit, and I told him to suck on my machine gun. Let’s hear it for him. And then I was in New York. I said, «Hey, Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch. Since I’m in California, how about [Senator] Barbara Boxer [D-CA], she might want to suck on my machine gun. And [Senator] Dianne Feinstein [D-CA], ride one of these you worthless whore. Any questions?»
  • «MTV is a liberal lump of hippy snot. They are embarrassing. Those big uneducated greasy black mongrels on there, they call themselves rap artists. Excuse me? During a bad bloody case of diarrhea, I got more soul than those guys do at the peak of their life. That’s not music. What do you slap some electronic noisemaker and then grunt to it? And this is like soul? No, excuse me, you want to know what soul is? No wonder James Brown went to prison, no wonder Wilson Pickett went to jail, no wonder Chuck Barry went to jail. They’re embarrassed by their black brothers. That’s not soul. That’s not cool. That’s stupid.»
  • «Killing more Muslim terror punks would make the world a more peaceful place to live — and safer for more Muslims — and we all know Islam is the religion of peace. Yeah, right. Let’s call a spade a spade here. If Islam is the religion of peace, then I’m a malnourished, tofu-eating anti-hunter.»
  • «I got to tell you, guys that have sex with each other’s anal cavities — how can we offend guys that actually have anal sex? Don’t you think that might offend some of us who think that’s despicable?»
  • «I have busted more hippies’ noses than all the narcs in the free world.»

Say no more.  Ted Nugent er gal. Men Stranglehold er en jævla badass låt… vanskelig det der ass.